1. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You're gonna love it." - Monica
2. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
3. "It's like all my life everyone's always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!" - Rachel
4. "I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it." - Joey
5. "I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
6. "I'm breezy. You know why I'm breezy? Because I don't care. I don't care about homework, or tests, or any of that stuff. I'm breezy." - Phoebe
7. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
8. "I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
9. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
10. "I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler