1. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You're gonna love it." - Chandler Bing
2. "It's like all my life everyone's always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!" - Rachel Green
3. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
4. "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" - Rachel Green
5. "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" - Chandler Bing
6. "I'm breezy!" - Phoebe Buffay
7. "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?" - Joey Tribbiani
8. "I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
9. "I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it." - Joey Tribbiani
10. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing